What if I take a photograph of a flag and set that on fire? Is that offensive? Or what if I draw a picture of a flag, and then burn that?
What if I draw a picture of the flag on fire?
What if I took a photograph of a flag on my phone, then deleted it, but using an app that deletes things with a fire animation?
What if I burn this pizza, but didn’t mean to and just had my oven up too high?
What if the motor overheats in this super patriotic vibrator and it catches fire? Did I hate America by loving America?