Zero is GOB Bluth under the mask. The thought occurs to me every time he throws out a grenade. He yells “Grenade!”, but it’s not like “Look out, grenade!”. It’s more “Grenade, yesss!”, punctuated by an implied fist-pump. Or maybe he just mouths “Fuck, yeah” under his helmet.
Then I heard him say “Illusion” for the first time, and that sealed the deal.
Also just recognized that GOB Bluth is a recursive acronym. Like Xinu. Kind of.
No, wait, it is just redundant. Like ATM machine.
Anyway, enjoy this.
tricks are what a whore does for
money or cocaine
They have a box for special driver instructions. People should take advantage of that more often.
In other recent(ish) news, someone left mushrooms on my car. I do not know why.
It is possible that this was a bizarre act of aggression on the part of some cranky harpies that live across the street from us. John parked behind the BMW of one of their friends one evening when he got home from work. She walks across the street and asks him if he could park somewhere else, because she was not sure if there was enough room for her to get out of the parking space. John took a moment to assess the space she actually had, factored in the complete lack of empty spaces on our street, then looked at the girl and asked “Do you live here?” To which she replies “No, I’m just visiting.” At that point John bid her good evening and headed into the apartment.
I have my doubts as to the act of aggression theory, for a couple of reasons.
1.) I did not actually see them do it.
2.) Putting mushrooms on someone’s car is not a particularly aggressive act