I have been playing a lot of Kinect games lately. Specifically, I have been playing a lot of dancing games. I have logged the most time in a game called Rhythm Party. It should be noted that on the majority of the songs, I have achieved a null score in terms of rhythm1. Apparently I utterly lack the ability to move in time with music at even the most basic level. As I was flailing my way through one of the Japanese groupdance tracks, an observation drifted through my mind: I am very awkward.
Then I thought to myself, “Fuck you, stupid brain. That was a cunty thing to think.”
To which it replied, “Well, I guess that makes you a stupid cunt then, doesn’t it?”
1My score in terms of pieces of furniture inadvertently kicked per song is pretty high.