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I suspect this dog of burning churches in Norway.

Jessica — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:11:28 +0000

More amusing graffiti from my neighborhood.

Jessica — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 18:49:38 +0000

For those of you that don’t know: Philip Seymour Hoffman

Additionally, a google image search for “brandt big lebowski” yielded two interesting results. I very much want a print of this one, while this one just confuses the hell out of me.

This might be racially insensitive, but . . .

Jessica — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:11:25 +0000

. . . goddamn if it doesn’t make me smile every single time I see it

And for the sake of equality, here are some white people being aw(kward|esome):

(It’s ok, different kind of wizard entirely.)

Someone posted a movie review to your wall!

Jessica — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 19:18:25 +0000

I’m not sure if I’m more perplexed by the person’s opinion of the movie, or the fact that they felt this was the best way to express that opinion.

The terrible alternative is that someone out there wanted to make a public artistic statement, but this is the only topic about which they felt any passion at all.

New Tattoo!

Jessica — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 01:59:01 +0000

Got it on Monday – at Body Language Tattoos for anyone that’s interested. Thanks Kevin! (He did my Maneko Neki too.)

It is clearly in the healing process. I look forward to it being way more awesome in a couple of weeks, as the level of awesome for any given thing tends to be inversely proportional to its level of scabby flaky skin.

Sieg heil, it’s time for milk!

Jessica — Mon, 24 May 2010 21:51:45 +0000

Thanks, Google. That was a super helpful suggestion.

Jessica — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:57:16 +0000

I made some stuff.

Jessica — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 08:35:55 +0000

Item the first – I decided to try my hand at making fondant:

It came out way better than I expected it would – I substituted marshmallow fluff for the corn syrup and glycerin mixture. It actually tastes pretty good too, which was surprising, as most people seem to find the stuff inedible.

Item the second – John sent me the following picture:

I spent some time considering whether or not there was any possible way to make that image gayer. Or more gay. Possibly changing the horn to a penis, I dunno. I just settled for making a new desktop picture:

Fools.

Jessica — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 04:04:31 +0000

I’m not so much into pranks, so just enjoy this picture instead:

Dear PeTA . . .

Jessica — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 05:41:36 +0000

Oh, I’m sorry – did you know those guys?

If it makes you feel any better, my friend Ben decided to show us this while we enjoyed our burgers:

If that did make you feel any better, let me negate that by noting that I only made bacon so that I could fry onions in the grease. I didn’t even eat the bacon¹.

And while I’m thinking of it, your logo pisses me right the hell off.

It’s not just that you decided to randomly make one letter in your acronym lower-case. It’s that it also had to be just as large as the other letters, as though it were somehow above the humble dignity of its station. Listen “e”, all the other letters had to be content with the point size associated with their case. You are just trying to have your cake and eat it too. Prick.

¹I ate the bacon.